Eating

You can tell just by looking at me that food is important to me.  Yes, I'm overweight.  Some might even say fat.  But then I might have to hit them.  Or at least force feed em a few BK whoppers until they became a little more realistic.

So food is important to me.  Some might say, well, properly prepared food can be very addictive.  This may be true, but I've never found it so.

I like my food, generally speaking, simple.  BBQ steak, burgers, meatloaf, baked or french fried potato, micrwaved veggies- yes microwaved (I have found that the best way to cook most veggies is in the microwave- peas, carrots, corn, broccoli etc- because it is the easiest way to keep from overcooking).  My absolute favourite is roast beef.  Love roast beef, its right up there with sweet and sour pork.

Things like lobster newburg, or cannard a la rouennaise have their appeal, but I think I'd rather sit down to a roast beef dinner.  Complete with Ketchup.

Yes ketchup.  My love for ketchup, even in my forties, has had me labelled a Philistine, or a vandal, or simply immature.

Ketchup, aside from the salt and sugar, is actually very good for  you.  Its chock a block full of antioxidants and vitamins.  It may be just thanks to that particular condiment that this fat bastard could be wheezing over your grave because of Ketchup's unholy power.

So the next time you see an older fat guy putting ketchup on his fries on McDonald's think hey, he might be physically lazy, but he's doing something right.

Until then.  To quote another fat bastard, "Food!  Get in me belly!"