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Thursday, 31 May 2012

Surprise! I'm Angry!

Okay.  It's not much of a surprise, but that doesn't make the above a lie.  I am Angry.  I'm angrier than Marvin the Martian after a visit from Bugs Bunny.  And he was always very angry.

Right!  Why is it that whenever I get figuratively fucked no one bothers to reach around and play with my dick?

I am sick of debt.  If I ever get out of debt, I'm fucking staying out.

I am also going to have to try to reduce stress in my life, so when this pack of smokes is done, I'm quitting.  Again.  Maybe it'll last another 8 years.  That'll reduce my stress.  Right.

Anyways.  How was your week?

7 comments:

  1. Debt sucks. Nuff said.

    Blarg. I feel your pain.

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    1. sucks worse that hooker with metal braces...

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  2. Ha ha! I know I shouldn't laugh, but your ranting tickles me so much I've given you a little award.

    p.s. Don't be a quitter! ;-)

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    1. Woohoo! I won an award. Truly Ermie, I am honoured.

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  3. Didn't you know that once you've been, um, you know, the other party no longer has any interest whatsoever in your pecker?

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    1. I'm talking about during, not after. The least anyone can do is make me believe I can enjoy it.

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